snippets and sound bites part one
five Q's - the first one caught my breath, so i'm doin' all five. go see this guy for his take. read him while you're there. entertaining.
1. Wednesday, Nov. 5, 2008. Our side won! How do you celebrate?
with several days of silence.
2. Are you on a boat or are you a land lubber or do you soar?
yes.
3. What was the last mistake you wished you could cover up?
i don't wish to cover up anything. if you can't handle the fact that i f'd up, how am i supposed to get through?
4. Are your omelettes fluffy?
i actually just learned how to properly fold the omlette for an actual omlette and not a pan of scrambled eggs with a bunch of junk in it.
5. When was the last time your paradigm shifted?
right now.
1. Wednesday, Nov. 5, 2008. Our side won! How do you celebrate?
with several days of silence.
2. Are you on a boat or are you a land lubber or do you soar?
yes.
3. What was the last mistake you wished you could cover up?
i don't wish to cover up anything. if you can't handle the fact that i f'd up, how am i supposed to get through?
4. Are your omelettes fluffy?
i actually just learned how to properly fold the omlette for an actual omlette and not a pan of scrambled eggs with a bunch of junk in it.
5. When was the last time your paradigm shifted?
right now.
posted by yorlor at 04:42
4 Comments:
What do you mean by "yes"?
Which are ya?
My omelette's suck. I can barely flip a pancake let alone fold an omelette.
I do like 'em with cheese though. And salsa. Everything seems to taste better with salsa.
yes. all three.
don't make me chose.
please.
i can't stand still.
i get sick.
or stale.
you decide.
I just hate when you fold the omelette and it just crumbles in front of you and then you have to turn it into scrambled eggs and the scrambled eggs are not the way you like it and you feel upset and you go in your car and drive to IHOP to get a omelette and they tell you they are out of eggs and then you go postal at a IHOP pulling out a gun shouting "All I wanted was a perfect omelette!" But by now, all you're in the mood for is a burger.
YSB-
...feelin' alright there, buddy?
[winks]
i was totally with you until you pulled the gun. and have you tried the new chicken crepes? de-friggin-licious.
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